AMOEBA TANK
The last tank on earth fighting a growing amoeba that threatens to take over the universe. A thrilling wargame with many dimensions.
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ART THINGS
Forget all you’ve heard about brit-hop accompanied interactive crap, heres the first full-fledged digital art-experience to serve the true art lovers of internet!
ONLY AT WWW:HEYSCORE.COM
The first Heyscore movie premiere! Its here, directed by the Heyscore team, music by Gabriel and The Gabriellettes and voiced by Emelie Askfelt. It’s a nice and exciting film. You will probably enjoy it!
Gabriel is here, the newly graduated virology expert from the university of Sodom. Poor Gabriel, one of these days, while studying a cervical smear, she is sucked in to the electron microscope and finds herself placed in middle of a bunch of deadly viruses. Greenwich, the green virus, Gaby, the cute but deadly lethal pink virus, the mysterious dark virus called Latoya and the worst of them all: Orchid, the purple beauty. In order to save the diseased cell Gabriel has to let out all the vicious viruses through a hatch in the cell wall and to get them there she has to wake them up. Tough business for old Gabe… But there is a reward if you work hard: YOU WILL SAVE THE WHOLE HUMANITY!!!!
Happe gaming med-freaks and other freaks!
The new release from Heyscore budget series, alias Budgetscore, is called “Jenny”. The protagonist is Jenny: a hottie, but also a woman and anarcho-feministic trooper, a real american lady.
In this game YOU are Jenny!
Running on the endless fields, running for freedom. Lots of disturbing objects will confront you, some of them will for sure kill you. After learning how to avoid and shoot the disturbing objects you will eventually reach your first boss. Tough luck kid, the Bosses are not naive amateurs! It could be Blobber the Boss, a revolting green blob of slime grinning right in to your face while firing nuclear grenades. If you are really misfortunate you meet the Logo-Boss. No one so far lived to tell about a fight with Logo-Boss.
So good luck out there. Hope you may help Jenny to reach the divine light of freedom and score really really hey!
If you were just going to complain about that both of the protagonists of our latest hi-brow video game Double Zenon are men, we have good news for you:
Both are not men.
One of the Zenons is a woman, a soldier, a real american lady!
The other Zenon is a man, though.
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The two philosophy giants from ancient Greece reunited in a deadly combat against the evil forces of axiomatized paradigms, like mathematics, freakonomics and crazy-ness.
In Double Zenon the god-like philosophy team is placed in different environments and confronted to a pair of objects. One Zenon makes a statement and the other has to pick the object that corresponds most to the statement. If you make the right choice you get 2 points, otherwise: GAME OVER.
Another bonus if you pick the right choice is that you are served with some specific knowledge from the patented Heyscore Knowledge Base (H.K.B).
A little warning: This game is made for the real knowledege connaisseurs, dont be disappointed if you score low the first time, knowledge will come to you eventually!
A ground breaking improvement of social media has taken place where? Yes you have guessed already: http://Www.heyscore.com !
We have noticed that people like to scribble when they write things, so we invented the Heyscore Draw-Chat, which is an application where you can draw and chat at the same time!
To start with you can choose between 3 topics (the cpu cruncher will soon realize there can be an endless amount of topics).
In the chats you can let the steam out! Maybe you feel that other players treat you badly. Maybe you are really happy and want to tell the world about your nice score. Or maybe you just want to dirty chit-chat with some other hot gamer.
So welcome to the world of Draw-Chat!
But dont forget about your personal Heyboard! Its a unique way of communicating with friends, enemies, strangers, superficial friends aswell as “deep-guys”.
YOUR FRIEND / HEYSCORE
Www.Heyscore.com is proud to present our very first release, the monotone but highly stimulating basket war game called World Basket.
The general level of difficulty is around medium; It’s exceptionally easy to learn, but takes some practise to master. The plot of the game is tragi-comic: The axis of evil has taken over almost the whole planet and you, in the shape of an american basket professional known as Captain World, a woman, a real american lady, are the only one left to fight their armies.
Fortunately for you the battlefields has changed in to a big game of basket. Not so fortunately: The evil players are also extremely skillful!
Here you can see the two german top-players Desirée von Spaum und Udo Herzefeld succesfully making life a bitch for Captain World.
The rules are not really fair. You are placed in an evil country against the two best basket players of their national team. Despite this difficulty you will have to score in all the baskets that approach you. If you score the game continues against two new players in another country. If you miss one single basket you are dead meat and the world is lost to evil. Anarchistic terror will reign. Moral values turns in to an uncertain intuitive mumbo-jumbo, group belongings will be obscure and the lifes of some top secret political agents in Latin America will be strongly jeopardized. One of them operates under the code name: Pedro Rodriguez.If you win the world becomes a free and democratic tax-free paradise of globalized freakonomics.
Sometimes you will wish that this was the whole saga, but NO! The Axis of Evil has a really, really bad card up the sleeve: Adam the referee. Who is Adam, you think. Well, you will be painfully aware a few seconds in to the game. Adam is not a nice and neutral referee, as you knew them before, he has an agenda of his own: Throwing barrels at you! And not just once, he throws all the time. The little good thing is that you get loads of points for shooting a barrel with your basket ball, five times more than if you score a basket. But this is to consider more as a theoretical possibility.
If you are hit by a barrel you are dead meat…
Look out for this man: Adam the referee!!! Warning for smelly evilness and deceptive behaviour!
There is one good thing though, of course otherwise we would recommend you not to play this game. It’s extremely easy to learn. Theres just one key you have to use: The space bar. If you press it once you jump, to find a good position to shoot. If you press the space bar once more, while jumping, you throw the basket ball. You can just do this when you are in the air. You have an unlimited amounts of balls.
Good luck now basket soldier, the world counts on you!
Uh-oh, our second game release: Hostile Planet is based on a very sad and maybe true story: The story of the orphan Tequila who was sent in a rocket to outer space by its parents, who did not love it as much as it loved them.
The planet Tequilas parents choose was absolutely not the most pleasant choice, it was a planet called Hostilius 3, one of the worst imaginable places in the universe. One of the worst, yes one of the absolutely worst! And they call themselves parents?
It is a planet where the air is full of killer bees instead of oxygene.
If the bees catch Tequila, it dies.
The oxygene bubble. Tequila needs them all the time. If it doesnt get it, it dies!
There are some strange things happening on the planet. Their world order is not like ours. The highest mountain is called Mt. Druid, no one knows why. Since the beginning of time there has been a druid casting evil spells from the top of this mountain.
Some things on Hostilius 3 looks really nice, but dont be fooled by this “nice-ness”. Remember: NOTHING ON HOSTILIUS 3 IS COOL!
This looks like a cosy little house par example. But NO, if you get inside you will be really scared.
Instead of religion and political systems there is a mysterious stick flying in the air. But its not a real stick. Its the phantom-dominator.
The worst thing on Hostilius is Dragolos nest. Nobody ever dared to enter this place. Who is Dragolo, why does he have this nest?
Its not not exactly a summers day on the beach to be the orphan Tequila.
BUT, good news are still here: The only buttons you have to use in Hostile Planet are the arrow keys!
So with this knowledge, lots of skill and a good portion of luck you might be able to make the poor orphans life a little bit better. Maybe it can even rest a bit and start to think about the meaning of life again.
“WELCOME” TO HOSTILIUS 3!
Hello all gamers and other people interested in simple and comprehensible game concepts that just takes a few seconds to learn, but gives back a life time of enjoyment.
We have good news to deliver: The video game community Heyscore.com is here to serve your needs!
Today we are happy to present the fruit of more than three years labour, a game community based around original game concepts, that will be updated frequently, and Heyscore lists were you can measure yourself against your friends and make friends also with your worst competitors.
The Heyboard community includes a personal Heywall where anyone can post cheering comments. There is also a private message system, Heymail, where you can post secret strategies to your close allies, or send love poems to other interesting gamers.
All you have to do to access the community and the games is to join. This you do by creating your own account. When you register you get 50 coins, that you can use to unlock the games you wish to play. Unlocking is valid for an unrestricted time.
We look forward to welcome you to the Heyscore community and hope that we will evolve and do some good things together!
